★★★★☆
"One time I bought a shirt from them and it was OK."
Made-up Guy, Unemployed
FAQ
Answers from the second unit.
Do you print and ship shirts yourselves?
Nope. Waaaay too much work. Spreadshirt handles product printing, payment, and shipping. We handle the inside jokes and shirt ideas.
Why are some designs grouped as Funny, Geography, CTA, and Design?
Those are the main browsing buckets on this site so you can find your preferred flavor of nonsense quickly.
Can I request a custom shirt idea?
Yes. Send us your idea through the contact page. If it makes us laugh, it has a chance.
Are all shirts shown here available right now?
This storefront reads from our current inventory JSON. Product availability and options are still controlled by Spreadshirt.
Do these shirts run true to size?
Usually, yes. But shirt sizing is a global mystery wrapped in cotton. Check the Spreadshirt size chart before making bold decisions.
Can I wear these ironically?
Absolutely. You can also wear them sincerely, accidentally, or while explaining a joke no one asked for.
How often do you add new designs?
Whenever inspiration strikes or somebody says something unhinged enough to become a shirt. So... regularly.
Testimonials
Completely normal reviews from totally real people who we definitely didn't make up.
★★★★☆
"Commando was a pretty good movie."
Dan Hedaya, Movie Buff
★★★★★
"It's all in the reflexes."
Jack Burton, Truck Driver, Lo Pan Archnemesis
★★★★★
"I can't get enough of these shirts."
Casey Harmon, #1 Customer